A is for Aragorn, anal and ass.
B is for Boromir who died on the grass
C is for Celeborn and coming undone
D is for Dunedain (I’ve just done that one!)
E’s for Elves, Elladan and Elrohir,
F is for Frodo, fucking and Faramir,
G is for Gimli (ok, maybe not)
H is for Haldir (I admit it, he’s hot)
I is for incest, please see the E
J’s for jumping on bones with such glee
K is for kinky love at the Keep
L is for lusting for Legolas :meep:
M’s for the Men, molesting him so
N is for naughty, naked and “NO!”
O is for orgasms that hit with such force
P is for pain and for pleasure, of course
Q is for quarry (in other words prey)
R is for Rumil and rape (oh, I say!)
S is for sucking, sex, Sam and slash
T is for Thranduil, Theodred and thrash
U is for Ugluk rolling with Lurtz
V is for voyeurs watching the perverts
W is for wanton, wicked and whips
X is for X-rated pounding of hips
Y is for “YES!” the noises created
Z is for z’s that they take once they’re sated.

Gabi - 09 Nov 03